I had a ton of fun with a Thursday 13 I did a couple of months ago to see how people found my little spot on the WWW. I decided to see if the keyword searchers were any weirder different. The answer was yes, and it appears I attract alot of searches on poop.

1. Boobs jogging- Okay I have mentioned this before I am a double NEGATIVE A.. You will not find boobs here.
2. Bowel movements when jogging- You should search for Depends or something no?
3. Buttussy- I seriously think me and my girlfriend made up this nasty word. Could it be I am starting a trend like that's hot?
4. Cravings before pooping- WTF? HUH? WHAT? Could you imagine scenario "I NEED to have some Munchos right now.. I totally know I am going to shit soon." HUH?
5. Family kids peeing together sharing toilet picture- Drive to the nearest police station, or go to the next filming of how to catch a predator.. You need help. Please stay away. Peace weirdo.
6. Free photos of poop in toliet- Why would someone want this? Gross
7. Fucky mom- My Pimp found me.. damn.
8. Geritol coupons- How do I go from fucky mom to geritol coupons?
9. Just found out my hubbys been with a tranny- Call 1-800-Jerry Springer. Quickly.
10. Jogging hurts my balls- To all my guys readers.. any advice for this guy?
11. Kim is my mommy- Okay I will admit I had to do a search on this myself when I saw the keyword in my report. Why someone would type this I don't know. It sounds a little dominatrix like to me but - hey I was the second natural search result.wahhoo "what's my name? eat my shoe.. that is Mrs. Kim Mommy to you..
12. Jogging during breastfeeding- OUCH. that would be some support bra that you would have to buy to keep your kid on your boob while jogging.
13. Poo plops into the toilet- Oprah's Dr. Oz suggest that your poop should not plop but rather snake like into the toilet. Hope that helps.

As you can see I get a little crazy with why I think people use seach colorful keywords.. but it makes me giggle and hopefully you too.. Love me some Google Analytics!

So I have seen this done on other blogs like Such Simple Pleasures or Momisodes and figured I would share with you my Google Analytics keyword searches for today's Thursday's Thirteen. There were some crazy keyword searches, so without further ado, I present my Thursday Thirteen:

1. Broken Ankle Jogging- Let me know how that goes for you?
2. Fares for peed pants child- You mean I can charge my son for peeing his pants? Sign me up.. I will be rich in no time.
3. Flapjack boobs- I really hope this is not my husband trying to see if my boobs are on the internet.
4. Forward bowl poop- This sounds like an Olympic event. "Ladies and gentlemen, he is trying to attempt a forward bowl poop, this has never been done before"
5. Funny Ball Jogging- Anyone else getting the same 80 year old visual?
6. Getting out of a cranky mood- Let me know if you found this out.. I have been trying for about 35 years.
7. Jogging makes me shit- Good for you!! Maybe you can train for the new Olympic event.
8. My four year old SPENDS in circles- Oh yeah, well my three year old SPENDS in squares.
9. We Jogging 2- Shit, I missed We Jogging 1, who was in that?
10. What does the color of your poo tell you? -Is the color of your poo the new Mood Ring?
11. What is called when we seat on standing toilet?- Must be another Olympic sport to "seat" on a Standing Toilet. Unless of course I am training my three year old wrong which is why he won't use the sitting toilet to poop in.
12. Wife poops- Yes honey, your wife poops. Now go back and search for my flapjack boobs.
13. Jenna Busy Dad- Now for all you that know Jim over at Busy Dad Blog you know he has a die hard obsession with Jenna Fischer from the show the Office. I was happy to report to him that his mission to get blog listed next to her name was paying off!