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Thursday Thirteen
August 28, 2008 
My Google Analytics have been knee slappers lately. So below is my third installment with my commentary:
1. Nipple Cream for Men Jogging- errrr..okay
2. Get Orgasm while Jogging- I am jogging all wrong because my jogs are not THAT fun.
3. Wish I had a penis- We all wish for something huh?
4. Bats flying at me while jogging- I would probably give up on the jogging dude because is sounds sucky for you but made me laugh at the visual.
5. Rate my fart- HELL TO THE NO.. I won't rate your fart..well..that is not true.. but lets pretend for a second I am a classy mom.
6. Girl with big ass jogging- YOU FOUND ME.
7. Hot Mom Jogging- Damn, I was found again. (knee slapper)
8. Rocking a tramp stamp- WOW.. pegged in three searches in a row.
9. Best bra for no boobs- Okay, now this is just getting creepy. The internets even know I have no boobs too?
10. Wushu Sex- I guess Po from Kung Fu Panda not only does the Wushu Finger Hold..but also does the Wushu sex?
11. Jogging ass- This just made me giggle out loud.
12. Pigs use women bathroom - I think this is an epidemic plaguing women's bathrooms in office buildings around the world.
13. Nasty office potlucks- Not even sure what this means? Anyone? Anyone? Buller..Buller?
Well that was the latest installment. Some of the search queries were a little too funky to post, even for my terrible potty mouth. I enjoy looking through these, but I easily get freaked out with how creepy some people are when left with a Google search box.
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Reader Comments (12)
well, if I could master #2, I'm sure I'd enjoy running a bit more.
*snort* rate my fart? What the... I don't even want to know.
You know, that's one thing I didn't like about jogging. At first my boobs were big and floppy, but as I got better they shrunk. Not fair!!
Thats funny..wushu sex? Seriously, I often wonder where people come up with these things and how on earth they get here from there?!
Have a wonderful day!
~K
Seriously. Someone would google RATE MY FART? Like are they expecting to fart into the computer and get a rating???
KEEP BELIEVING
Those are Fab! I don't know how they link most of those to your blog, but they're funny as hell!
As for Nasty Office Potluck- I imagine it's when you have those coworkers that don't wash their hands (in the public restroom in front of you!!) and you worry about accidentally eating their food at the office party. Everyone's dish should be labeled at any potluck. :)
These are hysterical. Mine are NEVER as funny as these!
Rate my fart!
That's just nasty!
Nasty office potluck? EASY! People who bring their nasty home made cant cook for shit food and expect you to eat it.
Nipple Cream for Men Jogging reminds me of that one episode of the Office. Andy had a chaffing problem. What in the hell is Wushu sex?
You get the best searches! Mine are never nearly that entertaining. Or creepy!
It is a little weird, isn't it, how weird people can be? The jogging ones at least make a modicum of sense. But Wushu sex? What IS that? And why should you know? hahaha
As I said to someone yesterday, I think there is a team at google making this shit up. Cause I google the weird stuff and I can never find my blog. And some of it is look through your fingers at the screen weird.
It is a conspiracy by Google to get us to use their search engine. I think Elvis is their manager.