Thursday
03Jul
Fart Rating System
July 3, 2008 My motto around the house is to let my boys be boys.
I laugh at burbs.
I laugh at farts.
We sometimes rate how bad farts smell.
I give high fives for both to my three year old and always say "that was a good one".
My motto may have back fired on me this morning.
This morning, while I was sitting on the couch my three year old jumped up onto my lap looking like he wanted to give me a hug. He turned around and ripped one IN MY FACE! Then turned to me all proud and said "How do you rate that one?"
Maybe it is time for a new motto.
Happy 4th of July!!
Reader Comments (20)
HA! That's friggen awesome. Sorry but give that kid a high five...
Until I had kids, I never realized just how MUCH they fart.
All.
The.
Time.
Just like their Mama. I mean Daddy.
ROFL!!! Ah, the fruits of your labor...noone ever said they smelled good ;)
Looks like you need to start adopting both a technical and artistic impression score because the delivery is half the performance now.
That is hilarious! What a firecracker! Happy Fourth.
Ha ha ha! My 3yo says "DUDE!" when someone rips a loud one. Don't know where he would have gotten that...*pretends to be sheepish*
that sounds eerily familiar...
That is too funny!
Why is it that boys are just that way from birth?
But, I too think I would be getting a new motto!
Happy 4th of July Kim! Hope you are able to enjoy a relaxing time with the family! :)
It may be time to teach him the nuance of the "one cheek sneak".
My 3yo is really into farting right now too and he is stinky!
Ba ha ha ha! You are so outnumbered by the Y chromosomes in your house, Kim! Just wait...
Oh he deserves two high fives for that one!
Jayden is a little farting machine right now. I'm thinking he may have inherited that gene from me, much to "Mommy"'s disgust :-)
That's hilarious... My girls toot too - (we girls call it toot and not fart... same thing, same smell, just a prettier name).
I'm cracking up! That's some funny stuff! :-) Kids are hilarious! Have a happy 4th of July!!!
two words: Broccoli Worthy.
the next time you get a breathe of butt and a rating request? tell him it was so good, he deserves some broccoli.
DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! New motto, I agree.
I LOVE IT! I can definitely relate to that one - being the only female in the house... Boys just have this innate love for bodily noises and are so proud of themselves when they "go big" with thier bodily noises. My problem is that we have a hard time being "appropriate" in public because we are so free at home. We are starting to have a few parameters - like not at the table, but I still have to say that I love the looks on their faces right after ripping a big one and exclaiming something like "Whoa, did you hear that one..." with an ear to ear grin!
Happy 4th of July!
LMFAO.
Yup. We are the same in this house. We laugh at farts. My 5 year old loves to fart skin to skin - his favorite is getting on my lap after shower and letting one fly before he gets on his jammies.
KEEP BELIEVING
OMG I can't stop laughing, too funny!