Thursday Thirteen - Google Analytics Part 2
I had a ton of fun with a Thursday 13 I did a couple of months ago to see how people found my little spot on the WWW. I decided to see if the keyword searchers were any weirder different. The answer was yes, and it appears I attract alot of searches on poop.
1. Boobs jogging- Okay I have mentioned this before I am a double NEGATIVE A.. You will not find boobs here.
2. Bowel movements when jogging- You should search for Depends or something no?
3. Buttussy- I seriously think me and my girlfriend made up this nasty word. Could it be I am starting a trend like that's hot?
4. Cravings before pooping- WTF? HUH? WHAT? Could you imagine scenario "I NEED to have some Munchos right now.. I totally know I am going to shit soon." HUH?
5. Family kids peeing together sharing toilet picture- Drive to the nearest police station, or go to the next filming of how to catch a predator.. You need help. Please stay away. Peace weirdo.
6. Free photos of poop in toliet- Why would someone want this? Gross
7. Fucky mom- My Pimp found me.. damn.
8. Geritol coupons- How do I go from fucky mom to geritol coupons?
9. Just found out my hubbys been with a tranny- Call 1-800-Jerry Springer. Quickly.
10. Jogging hurts my balls- To all my guys readers.. any advice for this guy?
11. Kim is my mommy- Okay I will admit I had to do a search on this myself when I saw the keyword in my report. Why someone would type this I don't know. It sounds a little dominatrix like to me but - hey I was the second natural search result.wahhoo "what's my name? eat my shoe.. that is Mrs. Kim Mommy to you..
12. Jogging during breastfeeding- OUCH. that would be some support bra that you would have to buy to keep your kid on your boob while jogging.
13. Poo plops into the toilet- Oprah's Dr. Oz suggest that your poop should not plop but rather snake like into the toilet. Hope that helps.
As you can see I get a little crazy with why I think people use seach colorful keywords.. but it makes me giggle and hopefully you too.. Love me some Google Analytics!
Kim
in Thursday Thirteen, Google Analytics, April 2008
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Those are hilarious ... and disturbing. LOL! I don't think I have had strange searches come up on mine. Oh, except on my older blog, someone was searching for "air traffic controller wives" which I am one and I wrote a lot about air traffic control on that blog but it sort of freaked me out as to why someone would search for air traffic controllers wives.
Maybe because of the title of my blog, or because I've written a poem about butt shakers and orgasm fakers, or maybe because I keeping posting a pic of former Governor Spitzer's mistress, but my first Goggle ad was for 'real cheating housewives.'
I love your posting. Will you be my friend? Meg
http://prefersherfantasylife.blogspot.com/
Some of those are DISTURBING! eeeWWW... ;-) And on my "I didn't need to know" list!
That's so funny...LOL my favorite is just found out my hubbys been with a tranny...ok so if you google that, what exactly do you have in your mind about what will show up? An answer from GOD about what you should do? A former lady that aired on Snapped giving you helpful tips? CRAAZZY. What DOES buttussy mean? hhmmm
LOL. I have to check mine. I haven't done that in a while.
Boobs jogging.
I am still laughing!
lol I still have not done this yet...but you guys always have such cooler search words! lol
That's it! I need to check my GA right now.
"Buttussy"--um . . .
"I NEED to have some Munchos right now.. I totally know I am going to shit soon." Thank you for that, it made me pee on myself from laughing so hard.
Oh the crazy things people search to reach our blog!
Those are hilarious! I've done this theme before but you have much better (weirder!) searches that reach your blog than I do.
Happy TT!
I never get any good searches. :(
OMG...that is hilarious! I never thought 'poop' could return so much?! Oddly enough I found you thru a mutual site (no, not poop related!)
~K
Hmmmm.....I'd have more thoughts on this, but I'm unfortunately all pooped out. Well, I'd have to say I enjoy your 13 though. Fascinating I say. Fascinating. =)
Never thought I would read "poop" and "snake-like" in the same sentence. LOL My search terms are so boring compared.
Oh crap! I had no idea about #13 (pun totally intended). I'll have to pay more attention next time ;)
These were HILARIOUS! Why are there such crazy folks lurking in the WWW???
In the future, I would appreciate it if you refrained from posting every single search I have used to reach your blog for the whole internet to read. It's kind of embarrassing. ;-)
I'm going to check mine now, too.
What are people thinking when they search for this stuff?
Does make for funny blogging though!
oh my god.... that made me laugh for ages!! And my belly really hurts now because im pregnant and think i laughed too much...
im quite new to blogging.. how do you find stuff like this out!! :D
Brilliant!
That is too funny! Sounds like there are some freaks out there using Google.
I only ever get boring searches. Like "loving our simple life blog". Needless to say they found me.
I can't wait to read your posting from the panel this weekend. :-)
I recently had "farts on his sister's face". Lovely.
Oh my. I sense a pattern here.
And it ain't pretty.
;)
Maureen
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