Thursday Thirteen
February 28, 2008 
So I have seen this done on other blogs like Such Simple Pleasures or Momisodes and figured I would share with you my Google Analytics keyword searches for today's Thursday's Thirteen. There were some crazy keyword searches, so without further ado, I present my Thursday Thirteen:
1. Broken Ankle Jogging- Let me know how that goes for you?
2. Fares for peed pants child- You mean I can charge my son for peeing his pants? Sign me up.. I will be rich in no time.
3. Flapjack boobs- I really hope this is not my husband trying to see if my boobs are on the internet.
4. Forward bowl poop- This sounds like an Olympic event. "Ladies and gentlemen, he is trying to attempt a forward bowl poop, this has never been done before"
5. Funny Ball Jogging- Anyone else getting the same 80 year old visual?
6. Getting out of a cranky mood- Let me know if you found this out.. I have been trying for about 35 years.
7. Jogging makes me shit- Good for you!! Maybe you can train for the new Olympic event.
8. My four year old SPENDS in circles- Oh yeah, well my three year old SPENDS in squares.
9. We Jogging 2- Shit, I missed We Jogging 1, who was in that?
10. What does the color of your poo tell you? -Is the color of your poo the new Mood Ring?
11. What is called when we seat on standing toilet?- Must be another Olympic sport to "seat" on a Standing Toilet. Unless of course I am training my three year old wrong which is why he won't use the sitting toilet to poop in.
12. Wife poops- Yes honey, your wife poops. Now go back and search for my flapjack boobs.
13. Jenna Busy Dad- Now for all you that know Jim over at Busy Dad Blog you know he has a die hard obsession with Jenna Fischer from the show the Office. I was happy to report to him that his mission to get blog listed next to her name was paying off!
Reader Comments (28)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
i love this.
i think i'm going to do a thursday thirteen, utterz style :]
woot! and hell yeah, i was FIRST!
:-D
Mama loves google anlaytics. Makes me realized that I am actually quite normal. There are some weirdos out there. Yes?
Mood rings? LOL. You are a riot!
Holy crap! LOL :) Your searches are full of poop! Thanks so much for linking me. ROFL at the flapjack boobs!!
my 3 year old SPENDS in squares??? ROFLMAO
We Jogging 1 - IT WAS AWESOME! One of those sleeper indy flicks. You would have loved it. You could probably find it on Netflix.
Man, I wish I was in on the Fares for pped pants child 3 years ago when we trained my now 6 year old. I could have been staying at home A LONG time ago.
My google stats are all so "normal" like cancer, brain tumor, why is weather important, etc.
KEEP BELIEVING
Flapjack Boobs! OMG!! Too funny.
Y'all get such creative keyword searches, mine are fairly boring.
Today is brought to you by the letter P :-)
Jogging makes me shit! That's hilarious! Maybe that's the key to my constipation problems. I need to get out & run! I hope it doesn't give IMMEDIATE results, though, cuz I hate to have poop in public restrooms. yuck.
Lots of jogging and poop at your house! LOL
Great list!
SOSUNA-O-LATA
Weird Google searches scare the crap outta me. There are some freaky ass people in this world...and apparently, they are all searching for poo and landing on your blog!!
You might be one of the funniest people around! Seriously, that was freaking hysterical!
Interesting isn't it?
I am afraid to find out how people find my blog.
Pop by the Cafe this week for a history TT.
These are all hysterical, but you can thank number 10 on Oprah. More specifically Dr.Oz on Oprah. These folks are obsessed with analyzing poop. Bit much for me, but maybe one day it will come in handy, lol :)
you are hilarious!! i don't know which one to comment about first!! they are all so freaking funny!!
xoxo
So, the searches are pretty funny -- but your comments are totally hysterical. Thanks for the excellent laugh. I've been collecting my list of these search hits for a while now just waiting for things funny enough to post... soon... soon... I'm inspired by you. :)
Busy Dad gets Jenna, you get poop. Doesn't seem fair, does it?
Kim, you win a big gold star. For being ultra hilarious and for taking me one step closer in my journey to Jenna Fischer-dom. (BusyDad Jenna Fischer, BusyDad Jenna Fischer, BusyDad Jenna Fischer) Sorry, I had to SEO your site a little bit there for google searches. Hope you don't mind.
Too funny... my search terms are not nearly as entertaining.
Flapjack boobs are actually a breakfast staple around here.
ROFL!!! This is so not fair! you guys get all the cool searches haha. Mine is actually stuff directly related to my blog. Which...could be a good thing...but dang...ya'll get like a gazillion visitors! I'm so jealous! lol
Oh yeh..and my TH13, half of that stuff was for this past Christmas (presents)...and it took me a while. I did like 2 craft projects a week. Some of them took longer though.
These were great, Kim! "Wife poops"--wonder if they were really that concerned... LOL!
These Google searches crack me up! Really some people must be very bored with their lives!
OMG! these are so funny! I never get good searches for my site.
I love your commentaries on them.
Happy T13 (mine is rather gross)
Blessings,
Karla
OH!!! This is HILARIOUS! I may have done a forward bowl poop from laughing so hard!
Please, never stop writing! You crack me up almost daily!
Take Care
LJ
So many of these had my laughing...it never ceases to amaze me the things people google.
#3 had me laughing my ass off!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mine aren't even close to being funny. Yours...funny as all get out!
Oh my gosh. These are hysterical!
"Jogging makes me shit" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot stop laughing at that!!! I definitely have to do this meme! Just the other day someone got to my blog by searching for "yes! f*ck me daddy!" and I'm pretty sure they didn't find what they were looking for!